[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
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i wonder how many potential followers come to my blog
and then just go ‘nOPE’
and exit the fuck out of that tab
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but guYS WHAT IF
i am laughing so hard omg
DEANS HEAD LOOKS SO SMALL IM CRYING
Sam looks like Lord Farquaad
oh mY GOD
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I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
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im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
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when you spell restaurant right on the first try
LOOK AT HOW MANY NOTES THERE ARE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
(Source: nointerrruption, via p-ooooooooooooop)